Dad Joke MuseumPlease groan responsibly.

The nine wings

Every exhibit is an original. Punchlines stay behind a tap, the way a punchline should.

The Classics Hall

The permanent collection: everyday groaners in their purest form. 20 exhibits.

The Cafeteria

Food and cooking jokes, served well done. 20 exhibits.

The Zoo Wing

The animal kingdom, taxidermied into puns. 20 exhibits.

The Science Lab

Peer-reviewed groaners. Results reproduce every time. 20 exhibits.

The Office Wing

Jobs, meetings, and trades โ€” punching in, punning out. 20 exhibits.

The School Wing

Classroom-certified. Safe to retell at recess. 20 exhibits.

The Garage

Tools, lawns, and cars. Measure twice, groan once. 20 exhibits.

The Great Outdoors

Camping, fishing, weather โ€” nature is the setup. 20 exhibits.

The Seasonal Gallery

Rotating holiday exhibits, evergreen all year. 20 exhibits.