I asked the bear what his plans were for the winter.
He said he'd sleep on it.
Exhibit № 1 · The Seasonal Gallery
The Seasonal Gallery
Rotating holiday exhibits, evergreen all year. 20 original exhibits — tap a setup for its punchline.
Why did the baker move to a ski town?
He heard the slopes get fresh powder every morning.
Exhibit № 2 · The Seasonal Gallery
How did my wife react to the mittens I gave her?
She was completely smitten.
Exhibit № 3 · The Seasonal Gallery
What happened when the snowman kept his shop open into spring?
The whole business was liquidated.
Exhibit № 4 · The Seasonal Gallery
I applied for a job at the sunscreen factory.
They told me to reapply in two hours.
Exhibit № 5 · The Seasonal Gallery
Why can't my sandals ever pick a beach?
They keep flip-flopping.
Exhibit № 6 · The Seasonal Gallery
Why did the bank approve my kid's lemonade stand for a loan?
Excellent liquidity.
Exhibit № 7 · The Seasonal Gallery
Why does the oak tree lose its savings every autumn?
They keep getting squirreled away.
Exhibit № 8 · The Seasonal Gallery
Why was the apple orchard tour so exclusive?
Every apple was handpicked.
Exhibit № 9 · The Seasonal Gallery
Why don't skeletons mind creepy stories?
Nothing gets under their skin.
Exhibit № 10 · The Seasonal Gallery
How do pumpkins handle a software bug?
They release a patch.
Exhibit № 11 · The Seasonal Gallery
Why couldn't the wishbone pick a side at dinner?
It was torn.
Exhibit № 12 · The Seasonal Gallery
Why did the cranberry farmer fall behind schedule?
He got bogged down.
Exhibit № 13 · The Seasonal Gallery
Why is gravy the most well-traveled dish at Thanksgiving?
It arrives in its own boat.
Exhibit № 14 · The Seasonal Gallery
Why did the stuffing sign up for therapy?
It kept everything stuffed inside.
Exhibit № 15 · The Seasonal Gallery
I planned to keep my birthday wish a secret this year.
Right up until I blew it.
Exhibit № 16 · The Seasonal Gallery
Why is the pinata always the life of the party?
Every appearance is a smash hit.
Exhibit № 17 · The Seasonal Gallery
Why do grammar teachers enjoy birthdays so much?
Every gift is present perfect.
Exhibit № 18 · The Seasonal Gallery
Why does January never commit to its plans?
It always gets cold feet.
Exhibit № 19 · The Seasonal Gallery
Why does the New Year's committee rehearse all through December?
Because at midnight, somebody has to drop the ball.
Exhibit № 20 · The Seasonal Gallery
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