A museum of dad jokes.
445 exhibits across 12 wings. Start with Today’s Exhibit below, or choose a wing to browse. Tap a setup for its punchline. Admission is free; the groans are yours to keep.
The wings
The Halloween Wing
Costumes, carving and the neighborhood arms race. Groans after dark. 45 exhibits.
The Thanksgiving Wing
The table, the timing and the relatives. Second helpings of groan. 100 exhibits.
The Christmas Wing
Lights that don’t work and a tree that leans. Wrapped and delivered. 100 exhibits.
The Classics Hall
The permanent collection: everyday groaners in their purest form. 20 exhibits.
The Cafeteria
Food and cooking jokes, served well done. 20 exhibits.
The Zoo Wing
The animal kingdom, taxidermied into puns. 20 exhibits.
The Science Lab
Peer-reviewed groaners. Results reproduce every time. 20 exhibits.
The Office Wing
Meetings and the trades. Punch in, pun out. 40 exhibits.
The School Wing
Classroom-certified. Safe to retell at recess. 20 exhibits.
The Garage
Tools, lawns, and cars. Measure twice, groan once. 20 exhibits.
The Great Outdoors
Campfires and thunderstorms, with nature doing the setup. 20 exhibits.
The Seasonal Gallery
Holidays and every season, evergreen all year. 20 exhibits.
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Questions people ask
Where do these jokes come from?
From a fixed, reviewed collection, prepared before publication. The site does not generate jokes or fetch them from other sites when you visit.
How does Today’s Exhibit work?
Your local date picks one exhibit from the current season’s wing in October, November and December (Halloween through Oct 31, then Thanksgiving, then Christmas). The rest of the year, the date picks from the full collection by UTC, which can flip a few hours off your own midnight. Either way it’s the same exhibit for everyone on that date, and no new joke is added each day, so past features can appear again. Surprise me shows a random exhibit, and Back to today’s returns to the daily pick.
Do you track my groans?
No. Your browser keeps the groan count in localStorage on your device, and nothing you do here is sent anywhere. Copy this joke and Save as card also stay on your device: one copies the joke, punchline included, to your clipboard, and the other downloads it as a PNG.