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I dropped a full carton of eggs in the kitchen this morning.

Lift the rope to read the punchline

The whole family has been walking on eggshells ever since.

Exhibit 138·The Classics Hall·22 words

Exhibit 138 of 445 at Dad Joke Museum. Admission is free.

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